Let's Review

Gentlemen, I feel that a review is in order, as I've begun to notice a serious lapse in basic methods here. Lets gather round, shall we?

1. You pee; I pee; we all pee. You poop; I poop; we all poop.
2. Eye contact in the bathroom is ok; trust me, don't want to cuddle with you.
3. Supporting yourself on the wall while you pee is just a sorry display.
4. Every time you herk a 3oz phlegm ball into the urinal, and angel looses it's wings.
5. Childbirth hurts, your bm doesn't; let's keep it down huh?
6. Spasms; jolts; sudden rotations of the earth? hey, they all happen; if you miss the bowl, clean it up sport. I have enough to think about.
7. Society appreciates that you use the sinks provided. You may not want to give it your taxes, but it certainly doesn't want you're funky hands spreading your personal demons all over the damn place. Using the soap is suggested; stop, look, and listen; it's not hard to find it. Done properly, it should look something like this:Keep trying guys, you're all doing a super job!